Beyond the shires of the Realm of Burg yet prior to the EQs of HC, lies the foretold land of Westhampton Beach.  In Westhampton Beach rests the sacred fortress ruled by Herr-kenstorm, King under the Mountain.  The King has been overlooking a battle in the rising for ages.  This battle that hath ravaged the peoples of Middle Earth has become known as The Battle of the Bands.

Several armies of musical warriors have all come together to determine who will arise victor and this year many followers have looked afar to Spicy Yet Tender.  The leaders of the movement include Marc Cotter, Luke Jurow, Aiden Kravitz, and new and quite spicy, curry, Kasey Chockalingam.

Being spicy may seem like a difficult task, however, lead singer and film production specialist Marc Cotter seems to be most confident about the band’s performance.  “Yeah we are all really excited to compete against all the other bands.  I hope to see eccentric dancing.  It’s really just a way of life for us,” he said while wiping dust from a camera lens.

Avid supporter of the band, Liam O’Brien shared some of his enthusiasm.  “The band plays music that puts you in a different time period, it’s evolving and it is transformative.  Listening to them will send you to other universes.”  Well put man, well put.

Tonight the battle will be held in the high school’s cafeteria at 7 o’clock.  Everyone please show your support!