With the growing tension between the west and the east, North Korea keeps poking at its borderline of war physically and vocally. Epically now North Korea has ended their armistice with its neighbor, South Korea. It also doesn’t help that they keep threatening that they will destroy the western power. But you know what will make North Korea look good? A retired American basketball player that tried to marry himself, of course!
All jokes aside, if you took one look at Dennis Rodman and heard that he was trying to start international peace, you’d ask why weren’t the politicians who are actually trained and paid to do this type of high-wire talks with dictators like Kim Jong-un there?
It all comes down to why Dennis was even there in the first place. Dennis was going with his three Harlem globetrotters’ pals and a documentary crew filming their experience at a simple basketball game, but instantly the Kim Jong-un seemed to just appear in every other picture with his new best bud, Dennis Rodman. Rumors and speculations say Kim “buttered up” Rodman. Pictures also show a giant feast for his whole crew with Rodman giving the little dictator a hug and posing.
Dennis Rodman had a lot of positive things to say about not only North Korea’s status, but also about the dictator. He said Kim is a really “cool” guy and “very noble and very humble.” But meanwhile in North Korea, threats of nuclear annihilation to Washington D.C. are coming across the war torn hot spot, many threats of capability of missile warfare. Experts say that all these threats are just bluffs since there seems to be still no sign of improvement of North Korea’s rocket’s capability, meaning that the only place they could be able to hit would still be Hawaii.
Rodman backed up his buddy and saying, “He is not like his grandfather or his father, He’s just a kid, and he just wants Obama to call him.” Rodman also gave some advice stating that Obama loves basketball; Kim stated, “I like basketball, Obama likes basketball, so let’s start there.” While news of little reform of Korea is being stated, it is meanwhile getting backlashed by all the evils that North Korea is doing as well, setting up missile launch sites and programming coordinates towards the US.
Let’s just hope that after Kim and Dennis’s little vacation that they’re talking about ends, Kim will go to the nearest Lakers game with Obama and sort out some means of peace for not only North Korea and us, but also the whole entirety of North and South Korea.